i've deemed myself a failure of a conservationist. i've always believed you shouldn't waste anything if it can be helped. that is why i agreed to watch over rachel's pasta when she left because i believed it was the right thing to do. she was gonna just leave it, but i insisted that i would watch over it for her and, quote, "put it in a cute tupperware for you to have when you get back." after all, that's what friends are for.
i leaned on the counter and watched the bowtie pasta bubble up and thought about how the sound of boiling water was really quite lovely.
no sooner did i walk away from that fateful pan of pasta then i was immediately distracted by the idea to download this one counting crows song that i hadn't heard in years. this led to a saunter to my room and an attempt to work on my thesis. this was followed by my bed looking oh-so-welcoming for a midday nappy nap. which i took. until i heard a beeping.
following my efforts to turn off every burner in the house in an attempt to figure out what the heck was going on (remember, i had just been sleeping), i reached the knob that was on medium-high, still faithfully heating the remains of a beautiful bubbling bowtie...mess.
the following are a series of text messages concerning the event:
me to rachel
just so you know, our fire alarm works. i fell asleep and forgot about your pasta. yeah...
(i wanted to break it to her gently. fewer details the better.)
rachel to me
[no response]
(i didn't know she'd take it that hard.)
me to emma and rachel
nobody hate me please. the house smells a tad smoky...just don't come home for a couple of hours...
(total understatement. try a couple of days! this text is accompanied by the thought: "i sure hope rachel wasn't that attached to that pan...")
emma to me
lol...what i totally hate you! lol well this is the first time it isn't me! yeah! lol
(we can all see that emma likes exclamation points and "lol." and that is what earns her faithful blog readers - exclamation points and cute acronyms. i need to use more of those.)
me to emma
oh you have no idea. let's just say that our fire alarm works.
emma to me
lol! that's awesome! i have never done that before!
(yeah, jana, i'm not THAT stupid.)
me to emma
just a classic Jana b. moment.
emma to me
lol! i wish i would have been there to see it! and take pictures!
me to emma
yeah, we definitely don't have enough pictures of me being a moron.
emma to me
me neither! ugg we r two of a kind my friend!
me to emma
yes indeed.
emma to me
hehehehehheee!
i'm just glad i'll be gone all next week. this apartment is going to smell pret-ty awesome for a while. so, if you have any referrals for me, i'm still single. (i know. shocking, right?) my homemaking skills have yet to meet their rival.